DJ Ass Maggots

DJ Ass Maggots

Hi everyone! It’s me, Ass Magz  , with my very own website! The revolution may not be televised, but it WILL be online!

About the Author

DJ Ass Maggots is the nom de plume of an Iranian-American physician who spends his hours outside the hospital writing satirical, absurdist social-commentaries blended into semi-autobiographical tales of debauchery. Did you get all that?

His Vision

Complete annihilation of the human race through nonviolent disobedience and spiritual critical mass ascension. Boycott everything!

I am not a name to be recorded in history, but I have skin and bones.

The disco ball drops down, and all we see are alien and midget parts spewing over the dance floor. Intestines and blood.

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DJ Ass Maggots1. This movie didn't need to be made. 'Tupac: Resurrection' is a masterpiece and is narrated from the grave by Tupac himself. But the argument against that is it is a 2003 documentary, which the young people of today won't be interested in. They need a live action black superhero version. . 2. This movie was unbelievable. It took me a full hour into this 2 hour 20 minute movie to actually get into Demetrius Shipp, Jr, an unknown actor that looks like a one week dead version of Tupac (edematous face, "he looks hard, but Filipino hard" as one of my friends said). . But once Mr Shipp let his meekness go and gets into a tussle with some dudes in a park in Marin County, where a kid gets shot, then i was like, "ok, let's do this." Or maybe it was when my smuggled tequila started to kick in. . 3. This movie was inaccurate. I've seen EVERY SINGLE clip of video of Tupac and have read every story about him. He had an interesting and entertaining life. There is no need to move characters and events around for creative license and to help character development and story arc. Actually, that is sacrilege. . 4. This movie had mediocre writing. The writers just seemed to be filling in space between Tupac's great quotes and events. Maybe the old dude in prison that backs up Pac was clever, and also believable, but that's about it. . 5. This movie needs to be seen. But only if you're a Tupac fan. The average person (like my dad) will only think that this is a made-for-TV-movie with a bunch of angry and violent black people running around killing each other (not my dad's words), unlike 'Straight Outta Compton' which was an intense movie for all audiences (especially little kids). Why couldn't Dre and Cube make this movie? . Although, it was nice to hear Tupac songs at full volume in a big theater. " "COME WITH ME, HAIL MARY, RUN QUICK SEE, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE NOW, DO YOU WANT TO RIDE OR DIE, LA DADADA, LA LA LA LA..."2   ·  5 days ago

Sally TavassoliNice review Ben1   ·  4 days ago

Karina PerezDamm... still gotta watch it. Just thinking about hearing the songs makes me wet.... ❤💦💦💦💦4 days ago

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I am fucking life up the ass like it’s an expensive whore, getting all I can from it and leaving it on its belly, exhausted, dripping in sweat and excrement, begging for a wheelchair!